Funny Father's Day Poems

Once a man becomes a father, he's loaded with responsibilities for the entire life. He's the person who at any cost tries to fulfill all of the desires of his child. While doing it, he often forgets about their own dreams and priorities in everyday life. Therefore, on Father's Day lead him to forget all the stress and worries of life, by reading out several verses packed with hilarity. Apart from that, you can even present a minute card to dad, quoted having a rib-tickling poetry. Here, is a listing of humorous and funny poems. Search through them and pick out the very best one as a Father's Day gift.

Funny Father's Day Poems

My Handprints

My dirty little hand print
I've left on every wall
As well as on the drawers and table tops
I've really marked all of them.
But here is one that won't chafe,
I'm giving it to you...
Are you aware why??
Well, I'm so thankful
to possess a father like you.

Family Loop

Many, a long time ago
When I was twenty three,
I acquired married to a widow, Pretty as might be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter
With flowing hair of red.
My dad fell in love with her,
And shortly the two were wed

This made my father my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse,
Even though it brought me joy.
I soon had become the father's day
Of a bouncing choosing

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And thus became my uncle,
Although it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
Then which made him brother
Towards the widow's grown-up-daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother

Father's wife then were built with a son,
Who kept them on the move.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.
My spouse is now my mother's mother
Also it makes me blue.
Because, although she's my wife,
She's my grandma too

If my spouse is my grandmother,
I quickly am her grandchild.
And every time I believe of it,
It simply drives me wild.

For the time being I have become
The strangest case you saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I'm my own grandpa!

Mona Lisa

Leonarda he teasa
The young Hireling shepherd
"Why you smila like so?
"This is odd method of smiling
"And is very beguiling,
"You gotta dark secret, I understand."

Mona she place a
Hand to her face a,
And she or he make a shy reply:
"Papa, I thmila like thith
"Becauth I gotta no tith."
Then she break a down and cry.

Now Papa de Vinci
Say: "Shush shush my Chichi,
"I let you know for what I do,
"I painta your picture,
"A beauuuutiful picture,
"And we hang it within the Louvre."